A squirrel’s surprising fall from a high branch became instant satire in The Onion’s lighthearted feature. In classic comedic fashion, the squirrel brushed off the mishap as entirely intentional, showcasing the publication’s trademark wit.

In the quiet hours before dawn, a local columnist in El Centro grapples with persistent insomnia. Night after night, the promise of answers in “No More Sleepless Nights” remains unfulfilled.

In a single morning, technology does nearly everything—raising blinds, brewing coffee, and even keeping an eye on the outside world. This humorous look at an over-optimized routine shines a light on just how automated our daily lives can be.

On November 27th, cartoonist David Sipress serves up a fresh illustration that lends a playful twist to the day’s breaking news. In his signature style of humor, the artwork offers a lighthearted commentary on current events and holiday celebrations.

Oatmeal, a local horse in Belchertown, Massachusetts, is carefully sizing up a nearby mare to ensure she meets his most basic and crucial criterion: also being a horse. Barnyard observers report a mix of flirtation and guarded optimism as he determines whether she truly lives up to his “high standards.”

A fortune teller’s crystal ball reveals an unexpected Thanksgiving twist for one turkey—an ironic family gathering that isn’t its own. Writer David L. Chancey offers a humorous glimpse at how gratitude and laughter can intersect this holiday season.

Sabrina Carpenter’s new album, “Man’s Best Friend,” is making waves for its edgy and NSFW undertones. While critics debate the direct, often cheeky lyrics, Carpenter insists even the most reserved listeners will find plenty to enjoy—or be surprised by.