Best of the Babylon Bee: Multi-scooter pileup at ‘No Kings’ rally causes dozens of injuries

A satirical twist on a traffic mishap has emerged from a weekly feature of The Babylon Bee. According to this humorous report, dozens were hurt when scooters collided at a rally ironically dubbed “No Kings.”

Best of the Babylon Bee: Multi-scooter pileup at ‘No Kings’ rally causes dozens of injuries

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Lafayette residents gathered downtown on October 18, 2025, for the “No Kings” rally, an event that welcomed both seasoned demonstrators and those new to protesting. Among them was local resident Frank Rochel, who took his very first step into activist life.

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