A satirical article from The Onion warns that anyone who dares to read a headline about Charlie Kirk faces imminent firing. The piece humorously claims that the moment you click the link, your employer tracks your IP address and signs off on your termination.

Faced with a growing backlog of unsolved murders, FBI Director Kash Patel has made an unlikely appeal: asking the family of an alleged gunman to help crack more cases. The satirical piece suggests that law enforcement might explore unconventional allies when conventional methods fall short.

In a sharp-witted segment, Michael Kosta of “The Daily Show” spotlighted the escalating feud between Elon Musk and Donald Trump. Using satire, he suggested that their unhinged behavior has made Kanye West seem like the “stable genius” among them.