Taylor Swift reportedly went to great lengths to secure the “maid of honor” she wanted for her own special event, making a cash offer to a bride who had already booked the same person. Satirical sources claim that Swift, determined to create her ideal celebration, paid off the bride to clear the way for her preferred attendant.
Satire and suspense collide in “How to Make a Killing,” a film whose tone hovers between dark humor and foreboding warning. With echoes of 2022’s “Emily the Criminal,” this new release invites viewers to question just how thin the line is between risk and consequence.
In an offbeat yet cautionary piece, readers are warned about the unsettling issue of being considered attractive while in the privacy of their bathroom. The article humorously addresses the importance of protecting your personal space, even if it means plastering over a peephole.
A squirrel’s surprising fall from a high branch became instant satire in The Onion’s lighthearted feature. In classic comedic fashion, the squirrel brushed off the mishap as entirely intentional, showcasing the publication’s trademark wit.
Kenneth Mills explores the surprising connection between the classic satire “The Peter Principle” and a deeper sense of spiritual wonder. Though the book was comedic in origin, it serves here as a starting point for reflecting on the enduring power of faith.
Diana Chin married Tim Galchot in a wedding The Onion humorously described as a “decisive coup d’état” against Galchot’s 13-year-old daughter from a previous marriage. The short piece pokes fun at the political flair of familial ties in typical Onion fashion, merging satire with everyday life events.
Archaeologists have uncovered new evidence suggesting the Capitol building in Washington, D.C., may once have served its intended purpose of legislating. Their academic paper cites the building’s 540-room marble structure as “the clearest proof yet” of how the U.S. government originally functioned.
In a brief statement from The Onion, the McConaissance concludes with far less fanfare than its heyday might suggest. This comedic look at an alleged cultural phenomenon underlines The Onion’s signature tongue-in-cheek style.
On November 27th, cartoonist David Sipress serves up a fresh illustration that lends a playful twist to the day’s breaking news. In his signature style of humor, the artwork offers a lighthearted commentary on current events and holiday celebrations.
Oatmeal, a local horse in Belchertown, Massachusetts, is carefully sizing up a nearby mare to ensure she meets his most basic and crucial criterion: also being a horse. Barnyard observers report a mix of flirtation and guarded optimism as he determines whether she truly lives up to his “high standards.”
