Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating

Archaeologists have uncovered new evidence suggesting the Capitol building in Washington, D.C., may once have served its intended purpose of legislating. Their academic paper cites the building’s 540-room marble structure as “the clearest proof yet” of how the U.S. government originally functioned.

Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating

McConaissance Quietly Concludes

In a brief statement from The Onion, the McConaissance concludes with far less fanfare than its heyday might suggest. This comedic look at an alleged cultural phenomenon underlines The Onion’s signature tongue-in-cheek style.

McConaissance Quietly Concludes

Daily Cartoon: Thursday, November 27th

On November 27th, cartoonist David Sipress serves up a fresh illustration that lends a playful twist to the day’s breaking news. In his signature style of humor, the artwork offers a lighthearted commentary on current events and holiday celebrations.

Horse Carefully Assesses Potential Mate For Also Being Horse

Oatmeal, a local horse in Belchertown, Massachusetts, is carefully sizing up a nearby mare to ensure she meets his most basic and crucial criterion: also being a horse. Barnyard observers report a mix of flirtation and guarded optimism as he determines whether she truly lives up to his “high standards.”

Horse Carefully Assesses Potential Mate For Also Being Horse

Daily Cartoon: Friday, November 21st

Brendan Loper’s daily cartoon offers a playful perspective on current events, shining a satirical light on November’s headlines. Published in The New Yorker, it captures a moment in time through clever visuals and comedic flair.

Happiness Downplayed For Single Friend

Over a casual night out in Columbus, Tyler Reaves shrugs off the real delight he takes in his everyday life when speaking to his single friend, Brian Schur. This gentle withholding of happiness adds an unexpected layer to their friendship, revealing how life circumstances can shift the balance between honest conversation and empathy.

Happiness Downplayed For Single Friend

5 hilariously incriminating cartoons about the Epstein files

A new set of cartoons offers a witty look at the Epstein files. From festive table banter to puzzle-based imagery, each piece shows how humor can tackle serious topics with a fresh perspective.

5 hilariously incriminating cartoons about the Epstein files

Researchers Identify Gene Responsible For Visualizing Murder After Touching Missing Person’s Sweater

A team of researchers at the Stanford School of Medicine claims to have discovered a gene responsible for a rare and startling ability: visualizing a murder by simply touching a missing person’s sweater. Their work sheds new light on a phenomenon previously shrouded in mystery.

Researchers Identify Gene Responsible For Visualizing Murder After Touching Missing Person’s Sweater

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

A satirical article from The Onion warns that anyone who dares to read a headline about Charlie Kirk faces imminent firing. The piece humorously claims that the moment you click the link, your employer tracks your IP address and signs off on your termination.

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases

Faced with a growing backlog of unsolved murders, FBI Director Kash Patel has made an unlikely appeal: asking the family of an alleged gunman to help crack more cases. The satirical piece suggests that law enforcement might explore unconventional allies when conventional methods fall short.

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases